Wednesday, May 10, 2006

 

Allow Me To Introduce Myself
My name is Frank Spanko. Okay, that's not my real name. My given name is Francis Spakowiak. Ironic, huh? I am a spanko. I'm married to a lovely woman named Angela. She is also a spanko. I have two daughters. I do not spank them. I have never spanked them. Considering that I am a spanko, that would just be icky. Maribel is 19 and attends college. She recently "outed" herself to us as a spanko. No, I've never shared Angela's and my spanking proclivity with her (refer to that icky thing). Could it be that, like eye color and cancer, being a spanko is hereditary? My other daughter, Colette, is 13. To my knowledge, she is not a spanko, although there is still time.

We live in the Midwest U.S., in a fairly rural area. We have a big, old barn that has been converted to a really fabulous house. At the other end of the property is the old farm house, which is pretty small. I've converted that to a guest house -slash- workshop. It is also a fine place for Angela and me to go for a leisurely evening of spanking and such without being overhead by the kids.

If all of this sounds too good to be true, that's because it is. That's right, this entire blog is made up. Fiction. The fanciful fantasies of the author. All of the situations that, as a teenager, you imagined that could happen to you have happened to me. Or haven't happened, since I haven't actually happened.

So don't admire me, envy me, feel sorry for me, love me, hate me, or waste any other emotion on me. Just read my blog and enjoy, or not, if that is your pleasure.

Of course, your comments are always welcome, real or imaginary. If I like them, I'll keep them and take them to heart. If I don't, they'll go into the proverbial bit bucket.

Welcome to my blog. Hope you find it fantastic.

# posted by Frank Spanko @ Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Comments:
Hi Frank!

Welcome to the neighborhood, and best wishes with your new blog!

With warm regards,
Bonnie
# posted by Blogger Bonnie : May 10, 2006 8:00 PM
 
Wow! A greeting from the famous Bonnie! I'm honored!

If my blog is half as good as yours, then your blog will be twice as good as mine!?

Frank
# posted by Blogger Frank Spanko : May 11, 2006 4:20 PM
 
Frank,

Blogdom needs a few more spankos. I just found your blog and I will be checking back to see how you are doing!

Blogging is FUN, so you should have a blast! See you soon.

SNN
# posted by Blogger SmartNnaughty : May 14, 2006 9:49 PM
 
Just discovered your blog today. I loved your writing. Neighbor Gorgious really knew her stuff, sounds like.Did you ever wonder HOW SHE KNEW HOW TO SPANK as he did? Do you suppose she spent a feew sessions over the stool herself/ or pehaps she worked over "Handsome Hubby" on a regular basis. Anyway, I enjoyed the stories. Look forward tomore in the future. You really write well.
SPANKO-TOO
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : May 16, 2006 3:38 PM
 
Very interesting intro...

But isn't everything on the Internet true? I mean, don't bloggers have a code?

Hard to imagine anyone making things up, especially spanko stuff.
# posted by Blogger Jim : September 12, 2006 8:04 PM
 
Just found your blog and enjoy it very much. To top it off, so to speak, I saw your profile, and anyone who thinks spanking and baseball are the two national pastimes is all right with me.

Hope you and others will visit my new blog "Ted's Excellent Adventures" at http://quixotoes.blogspot.com for, what I hope, are similar musings and maybe some different links.

Ted (quixotoes@aol.com)
# posted by Blogger TED : December 26, 2006 11:01 AM
 
really enjoyed your blog and have linked to it - in the spirit of sharing - you can see mine at

http://recidavist.livejournal.com/

keep it up

R
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : December 28, 2006 10:55 AM
 
Dear Frank Spanko,

What a lovely idea, a blog by an imaginary spanko. I am, also, a very imaginary spankee. My mind is far more interesting than my very ordinary life. Keep up the great work!

janice
# posted by Blogger Janice : January 31, 2007 8:35 AM
 
I just came across your blog & find it very interesting. What a unique & cool spin on spanking !
# posted by Blogger spanking~amber grey : June 18, 2007 1:07 AM
 
Hi Frank,

Love the blog!!!!

Just 1 suggestion for your LANGUAGE OF SPANKING list:

DUPA (Polish)

Keep it coming!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : August 24, 2007 11:45 AM
 
Frankly, Frank (sorry about that) I simply don't believe that everything I read in your blog is NOT TRUE as you misleadingly say in your blog heading. It's far too interesting to be made up.
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Congrats for that. Please let us know if you want one of our terribly exclusive "Recommended By" buttons for your blog.

Thanks for all the great posts.

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