Wednesday, May 24, 2006
An Ode To The Bottom
Perhaps the most admired yet misunderstood and disrespected part of the human physique is the region known as the gluteus maximus, better known as the butt. Gentlemen, what parts on the female body do you first see? If she is walking towards you, the first thing you look at is her face. Only if we find the face worthwhile do we then allow our gaze to wander breast-ward. If the lady in question is walking away from you, what do your eyes immediately jump to? Her hair? Her feet? Her shoulders? None of the above. Before we even look at her legs, we evaluate her butt. If a woman has a nice face and a nice butt, we men usually immediately categorize her as “hot.”
Now, ladies, please don’t feel self-conscious of you don’t think that your butt is up to standards. Believe me, it is. At least in my studies, the female tushie is the most universally attractive part of her body. No matter what shape or size it is, your butt still looks good. I have yet to find an explanation. Perhaps it is the soft curves that you all have. Perhaps it is the unique way you walk or dress. Suffice to say, regardless of who you are, your bottom is the tops.
And yet, inexplicably, we keep it almost constantly covered. The only time that we expose this most magnificent of muscles is when we are showering, performing required bodily functions, or visiting the doctor (note: doctors, though very professional, are famous for their lack of appreciation of the human butt). In most places in this country, it is against the law to expose ones butt in public. It is called “indecent exposure.” Indecent? Surely something as lovely as the bottom can’t be indecent. In some cultures, it is forbidden for anyone to see the butt of someone of the opposite sex (except perhaps one’s spouse or children) under penalty of death or worse. And why? It is just two large oval-shaped pieces of flesh that attach your waist to your legs. You see other muscles exposed … arms, legs, sometimes chests (although some chests, like mine, are distinctly lacking muscle), but not the round rump.
As spankos, we have quite an interesting love/hate relationship with the butt. On the one hand, we paddle, pummel, swat, smack, and otherwise almost totally abuse the butt. On the other, we find nothing more delectable than seeing a nice, hot, red rear end (for those who are “tops”), or feeling the comforting heat and tingling on the bottom in the time immediately after a spanking (for those who are “bottoms”). Such an odd dichotomy.
And yet, not. The butt is certainly one of the bodies most erogenous zones. Stimulation of the region usually produces some arousal. The more stimulation, the more arousal. So, for the common spanko (if there truly is such a thing), a spanking gives maximum stimulation, thus maximum satisfaction.
There you have it. There is nothing in life quite like it. The beautiful butt. The perfect posterior. The reddened rump. The sexy seat. The terrific tush. Any way you put it, the human butt is a most spectacular spot on the anatomy. And, for those of us with a proclivity towards spanking, it has a most unique feature of bringing pleasure and pain at the same time. Nay, there is pleasure in the pain. If pain can be pleasant, being spanked brings just that.
And, my friends, I find that simply Fantastic.
Now, ladies, please don’t feel self-conscious of you don’t think that your butt is up to standards. Believe me, it is. At least in my studies, the female tushie is the most universally attractive part of her body. No matter what shape or size it is, your butt still looks good. I have yet to find an explanation. Perhaps it is the soft curves that you all have. Perhaps it is the unique way you walk or dress. Suffice to say, regardless of who you are, your bottom is the tops.
And yet, inexplicably, we keep it almost constantly covered. The only time that we expose this most magnificent of muscles is when we are showering, performing required bodily functions, or visiting the doctor (note: doctors, though very professional, are famous for their lack of appreciation of the human butt). In most places in this country, it is against the law to expose ones butt in public. It is called “indecent exposure.” Indecent? Surely something as lovely as the bottom can’t be indecent. In some cultures, it is forbidden for anyone to see the butt of someone of the opposite sex (except perhaps one’s spouse or children) under penalty of death or worse. And why? It is just two large oval-shaped pieces of flesh that attach your waist to your legs. You see other muscles exposed … arms, legs, sometimes chests (although some chests, like mine, are distinctly lacking muscle), but not the round rump.
As spankos, we have quite an interesting love/hate relationship with the butt. On the one hand, we paddle, pummel, swat, smack, and otherwise almost totally abuse the butt. On the other, we find nothing more delectable than seeing a nice, hot, red rear end (for those who are “tops”), or feeling the comforting heat and tingling on the bottom in the time immediately after a spanking (for those who are “bottoms”). Such an odd dichotomy.
And yet, not. The butt is certainly one of the bodies most erogenous zones. Stimulation of the region usually produces some arousal. The more stimulation, the more arousal. So, for the common spanko (if there truly is such a thing), a spanking gives maximum stimulation, thus maximum satisfaction.
There you have it. There is nothing in life quite like it. The beautiful butt. The perfect posterior. The reddened rump. The sexy seat. The terrific tush. Any way you put it, the human butt is a most spectacular spot on the anatomy. And, for those of us with a proclivity towards spanking, it has a most unique feature of bringing pleasure and pain at the same time. Nay, there is pleasure in the pain. If pain can be pleasant, being spanked brings just that.
And, my friends, I find that simply Fantastic.
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