Monday, November 13, 2006

 

And Now A Word From Our Sponsors

My wonderful wife, Angela, was poking fun at a well-known (especially if you watch Jeopardy) and particularly annoying commercial for a headache remedy this evening. It was from her that I recieved the inspiration for todays brief but important entry.

Below is an advertisement for a new product for male enhancement.

Gentlemen, throw away your Viagra. There is a new and safer product available now for your use. No more waiting for the medication to kick in when you've arrived at that "special moment." This new product is fast acting, and it contains no chemicals, only natural ingredients. This new product works so fast, you'll want to use it again and again.

What, you may ask, is the name of this miracle product. I'm glad you asked.

Presenting, for the first time ever, for sexually active couples everywhere.........

HARD ON! Apply directly to the penis!
HARD ON! Apply directly to the penis!
HARD ON! Apply directly to the penis!
HARD ON! Apply directly to the penis!
HARD ON! Apply directly to the penis!

Available at better drug stores and purveyors of adult goods everywhere.

It sounds like a fantastic product to me.

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