Saturday, January 13, 2007
Just Another Quiet Spanko Day
It is a quiet Saturday evening here in the Spanko household. The day started early, with Angela, Bernie, and I leaving early and driving to watch my daughter, Maribel, play basketball for her college team. Her team won handily and, despite early foul trouble, Maribel had 20 points and 9 rebounds. She is currently leading her team in scoring and rebounding as a junior. Her team is 13-5 for the season, including a conference record of 5-1. So far it has been quite a successful season.
Afterwards, we took Maribel out for a late lunch. We talked about the game in great detail, basically reliving each time Maribel touched the ball. I am quite proud of Maribel’s basketball prowess, as I’m sure you may have surmised. She is everything that I always wanted to be in basketball. In other words, she excels. I was always a decent player, but never good enough to make a school team. Even though it is a small school, Maribel stands out, which pleases dear old Dad.
After the drive back, Angela threw together a spot of dinner. Angela makes the best fifteen-minute meals in the entire world, real or imaginary. An hour or so ago, Bernie took her leave. Angela settled in to watch a bit of television, Colette was ensconced in her bedroom with a book, and I headed to my office to see if I could find anything of interest on the internet.
I must confess to you, my loyal readers, that by “of interest,” I mean “dirty.” One of my great weaknesses is watching video snippets of pretty people engage in either a nice spanking or your basic naked sexual activity. Yes, my friends, occasionally this imaginary spankos likes to view a little porno. Being, as my best friend has referred to me a few times, a “cheap-ass bastard,” I refuse to pay for such pleasures. One of the challenges is to find some fine material that is free. I don’t like to brag, but with patience and persistence, I have managed to acquire quite a collection.
Perhaps my guiltiest pleasure is so-called “amateur porn.” With the availability and ease of use of inexpensive and easy-to-use video recording devices for personal computers, it is truly amazing the how often people will record themselves engaging in sexual intercourse. Quite often, with or without their permission, these recordings find their way onto the internet at large. With a little digging, one can find a few of these.
One of the ways that these video vignettes will try to get noticed is by their title. These files will be named in such a way as to give the reader a brief description of what might be contained within. Or at least what the purveyor of said file wishes you to think what the file is showing. In other words, some of these titles aren’t exactly accurate.
Allow me to present an example. I once downloaded a file entitled “shyblondteen.wmv.” Upon screening said file, I found two attractive, naked people engaging in what two attractive people often engage in while naked. There were, however, a few slight inaccuracies in the title.
Number one, the young lady in the video was clearly in her twenties, so she was not a teen.
Secondly, she was not blond.
Third, this fine female was certainly NOT shy.
Otherwise, the title was perfectly accurate.
So, with that, my friends, I shall bid you all good night and hope that you have a perfectly fantastic weekend.
Afterwards, we took Maribel out for a late lunch. We talked about the game in great detail, basically reliving each time Maribel touched the ball. I am quite proud of Maribel’s basketball prowess, as I’m sure you may have surmised. She is everything that I always wanted to be in basketball. In other words, she excels. I was always a decent player, but never good enough to make a school team. Even though it is a small school, Maribel stands out, which pleases dear old Dad.
After the drive back, Angela threw together a spot of dinner. Angela makes the best fifteen-minute meals in the entire world, real or imaginary. An hour or so ago, Bernie took her leave. Angela settled in to watch a bit of television, Colette was ensconced in her bedroom with a book, and I headed to my office to see if I could find anything of interest on the internet.
I must confess to you, my loyal readers, that by “of interest,” I mean “dirty.” One of my great weaknesses is watching video snippets of pretty people engage in either a nice spanking or your basic naked sexual activity. Yes, my friends, occasionally this imaginary spankos likes to view a little porno. Being, as my best friend has referred to me a few times, a “cheap-ass bastard,” I refuse to pay for such pleasures. One of the challenges is to find some fine material that is free. I don’t like to brag, but with patience and persistence, I have managed to acquire quite a collection.
Perhaps my guiltiest pleasure is so-called “amateur porn.” With the availability and ease of use of inexpensive and easy-to-use video recording devices for personal computers, it is truly amazing the how often people will record themselves engaging in sexual intercourse. Quite often, with or without their permission, these recordings find their way onto the internet at large. With a little digging, one can find a few of these.
One of the ways that these video vignettes will try to get noticed is by their title. These files will be named in such a way as to give the reader a brief description of what might be contained within. Or at least what the purveyor of said file wishes you to think what the file is showing. In other words, some of these titles aren’t exactly accurate.
Allow me to present an example. I once downloaded a file entitled “shyblondteen.wmv.” Upon screening said file, I found two attractive, naked people engaging in what two attractive people often engage in while naked. There were, however, a few slight inaccuracies in the title.Number one, the young lady in the video was clearly in her twenties, so she was not a teen.
Secondly, she was not blond.
Third, this fine female was certainly NOT shy.
Otherwise, the title was perfectly accurate.
So, with that, my friends, I shall bid you all good night and hope that you have a perfectly fantastic weekend.
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You must be so proud of Maribel! Just out of curiosity, and in light of our poll about 2 weeks ago, how tall would Angela and Maribel be if they were real instead of imaginary?
We did a poll on women spankees heights, thus the question!
I too admit to spending WAY too much time and hard drive space collecting images and photos from the internet. Last time I checked the photo collection was WELL over 50,000, and I've never counted the videos ... although I believe it's about 4 gigabytes worth of space by now.
I tend to stick with the spanking stuff. It's an addiction ... and I'm considering professional help ... but not too hard.
Dave
We did a poll on women spankees heights, thus the question!
I too admit to spending WAY too much time and hard drive space collecting images and photos from the internet. Last time I checked the photo collection was WELL over 50,000, and I've never counted the videos ... although I believe it's about 4 gigabytes worth of space by now.
I tend to stick with the spanking stuff. It's an addiction ... and I'm considering professional help ... but not too hard.
Dave
Dear CDCA (Cindy's Dave Chris Arnold) -
Angela was about five foot nine inches before her back problems started. Now she probably goes about 5' 7 1/2" or 5' 8". Maribel is an even six foot. Tbe dog is about two feet tall.
It is hard to put into real terms the digital collection of an imaginary spanko, but the author of this blog will admit to perhaps 10-12,000 stills. The videos are harder to count, but they take up about 20 CDs of storage.
Regards,
Frank
Angela was about five foot nine inches before her back problems started. Now she probably goes about 5' 7 1/2" or 5' 8". Maribel is an even six foot. Tbe dog is about two feet tall.
It is hard to put into real terms the digital collection of an imaginary spanko, but the author of this blog will admit to perhaps 10-12,000 stills. The videos are harder to count, but they take up about 20 CDs of storage.
Regards,
Frank
Frank, Thanks! That helps to explain Maribel's imaginary prowess at basketball. Although I'm nearly 6'-3" now I started H.S. at 5'-5". When I grew 7" ... literally, in 7 months my sophomore year, my 'athletic' talents didn't keep up.
I assume the imaginary dog is 2-feet tall on four legs? Not standing on the back ones?
When I bought my new computer it told me I should make a backup set of disks for recovering. It would take (4) DVD's or TWENTY EIGHT (28) cd's! SHEESH!
Now I burn anything less that 700 Meg on cd's and everything else on DVD's. Can you get those in your world?????
Dave
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I assume the imaginary dog is 2-feet tall on four legs? Not standing on the back ones?
When I bought my new computer it told me I should make a backup set of disks for recovering. It would take (4) DVD's or TWENTY EIGHT (28) cd's! SHEESH!
Now I burn anything less that 700 Meg on cd's and everything else on DVD's. Can you get those in your world?????
Dave
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