Friday, January 05, 2007
With Apologies To Jeff Foxworthy
One of the unique things about being a spanko is how we emotionally react to much of the seemingly ordinary as we go through life. If you are a spanko, I’m sure you know exactly to what I am referring. If you are not a spanko, then perhaps what follows will give you some insight into the spanko mind.
If, however, you are not sure what your feelings are towards the fine art of spanking, I hope this little missive will be helpful in sorting them out. Simply continue reading as I describe some typically spanko reactions to otherwise bland thoughts and occurrences. If you find yourself answering “yes” to 2 or more of the following questions, then, my friend…….
You Might Be A Spanko
1. When you go to the drug store or department store, do you always make sure that you look at the hair brushes to see if there are any that might be good for spanking?
2. When you see an attractive person walk by do you glance at their butt and think, “I’d really like to spank that butt?” (If you have submissive tendencies, your thought may be, “Boy, I’d really like that person to take me over their knee.”)
3. Do you always look at the bath brushes when you visit a bath and linens store to see which ones would be best for spanking?
4. Do you prefer cutting boards that are paddle-shaped?
5. Do you check the TV listings to see if a gawd-awful movie like “Tank” is showing just so that you can see the spanking scene?
6. Does a phrase like “It was hard work paddling upstream in a canoe” make you tingle?
7 Even though you think that corporal punishment in our public education system is inappropriate, do you wish that you had been paddled or caned more often in high school?
8. Do you wish that you had joined a fraternity or sorority in college so that you could have experienced an initiation paddling?
9. Does the thought of spanking children cause you much concern but spanking adults seem perfectly sensible?
10 Whenever you see anyone bending over, do you have to restrain yourself from giving them a swat on their backside?
11 Are your favorite kitchen utensils the spatulas and wooden spoons?
12 Do you own a grill brush that has never been used on a grill?
13. Does the term “striking woman” make you think not of a highly attractive lady but one who is spanking you?
14. Even though you probably never wanted your parents to spank you, does the thought of being spanked by the lady next door turn you on?
15. Do you read blogs like this one frequently?
While certainly not scientific, dear reader, the more you answered in the affirmative to the above, the more likely that you are to be a tried-and-true spanko. But, of course, you probably already know that, unless you found your way to my little piece of the internet by accident. However, if, before reading this, you were not sure about your inclinations, by now I’m sure that you’ve determined what so many others, like myself, have discovered:
It is fantastic being a spanko.
If, however, you are not sure what your feelings are towards the fine art of spanking, I hope this little missive will be helpful in sorting them out. Simply continue reading as I describe some typically spanko reactions to otherwise bland thoughts and occurrences. If you find yourself answering “yes” to 2 or more of the following questions, then, my friend…….
You Might Be A Spanko
1. When you go to the drug store or department store, do you always make sure that you look at the hair brushes to see if there are any that might be good for spanking?
2. When you see an attractive person walk by do you glance at their butt and think, “I’d really like to spank that butt?” (If you have submissive tendencies, your thought may be, “Boy, I’d really like that person to take me over their knee.”)
3. Do you always look at the bath brushes when you visit a bath and linens store to see which ones would be best for spanking?
4. Do you prefer cutting boards that are paddle-shaped?
5. Do you check the TV listings to see if a gawd-awful movie like “Tank” is showing just so that you can see the spanking scene?
6. Does a phrase like “It was hard work paddling upstream in a canoe” make you tingle?
7 Even though you think that corporal punishment in our public education system is inappropriate, do you wish that you had been paddled or caned more often in high school?
8. Do you wish that you had joined a fraternity or sorority in college so that you could have experienced an initiation paddling?
9. Does the thought of spanking children cause you much concern but spanking adults seem perfectly sensible?
10 Whenever you see anyone bending over, do you have to restrain yourself from giving them a swat on their backside?
11 Are your favorite kitchen utensils the spatulas and wooden spoons?
12 Do you own a grill brush that has never been used on a grill?
13. Does the term “striking woman” make you think not of a highly attractive lady but one who is spanking you?
14. Even though you probably never wanted your parents to spank you, does the thought of being spanked by the lady next door turn you on?
15. Do you read blogs like this one frequently?
While certainly not scientific, dear reader, the more you answered in the affirmative to the above, the more likely that you are to be a tried-and-true spanko. But, of course, you probably already know that, unless you found your way to my little piece of the internet by accident. However, if, before reading this, you were not sure about your inclinations, by now I’m sure that you’ve determined what so many others, like myself, have discovered:
It is fantastic being a spanko.
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Fun list. Love the reference to the movie 'Tank.' Very cool spanking scene in that flick, that doesn't get mentioned all that often. Jenilee Harrison was an 80s hottie though. Have looked and LOOKED for a still from that spanking, and have never had any luck.
~Todd & Suzy
~Todd & Suzy
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: January 05, 2007 4:03 PM
: January 05, 2007 4:03 PM
I thought I was the only one who'd ever seen that movie! Sheesh, we're all pretty desperate for movie spanking action, huh???
I'm glad you stopped asking questions, I was getting real tired of answering 'yes'.
Dave
I'm glad you stopped asking questions, I was getting real tired of answering 'yes'.
Dave
Hi Frank!
Happy New Year. Here are a few more factors that suggest "you might be a spanko."
Hugs,
Bonnie
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Happy New Year. Here are a few more factors that suggest "you might be a spanko."
Hugs,
Bonnie
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