Sunday, February 25, 2007
Champion Spanko
You see, her teams school and another school in her conference finished with the same conference record – 14 wins against 4 losses. The two schools played each other twice, with each team winning on their home court. So, from that standpoint, they are tied.
Of course, for their conference tournament, to be played next weekend, for the purpose of “seeding,” there can be only one first place team. So the “tiebreaker” is for the team with the best non-conference record. Both teams had the same number of non-conference losses, but Maribel’s school had one game cancelled because of that legendary snowstorm that blew through part of the country around Christmas. This was the snowstorm that dropped something line 87 feet of snow on Denver. Now, Maribel’s game was no where near Colorado. In fact, it was to be on her home court. However, the opposing team was to be flying in, and, due to the fabulous aircraft control system in this country and the large number of flight cancellations at that time, was unable to negotiate their way here. They were unable to reschedule the game, so it was cancelled. So Maribel’s team has one fewer wins than the team with which they are tied, which makes them, according to the rules, an inferior team.
This rule must have been made by a lawyer.
This is not to disparage lawyers. Only those who make basketball tiebreaker rules.
In any event, the family, as well as Angela’s friend Bernie, a legendary collegiate basketball player herself, drove down to watch Maribel’s first-place-tie-clinching game yesterday. They were playing a difficult team, one they had lost to earlier. The last home game of the season is typically known as “senior day,” as it is the last regular-season home game for seniors. On “senior day,” the home team is usually especially inspired, and this game was no different. Maribel’s team was dominant from the start, playing crisply and aggressively, and they won by nearly thirty points.
We took Maribel and one of her teammates (whose parents were unable to attend because they live in France) out for a celebratory meal at a very fine restaurant following the game. I told Maribel and her teammate that the sky was the limit and they could order anything they wanted and as much as they wanted. This led to an interesting discovery.
Six foot tall women’s college basketball players can consume a great deal of expensive food.
Fortunately, Maribel’s basketball prowess allows her to attend school on scholarship, so I considered the meal an investment in her education.
What does any of this have to do with spanking, you may ask. Well, later that night, back at the homestead, after our youngest daughter had retired for the evening, Angela and I were celebrating Maribel’s successful season in the way we celebrate many things – with some comfortable spanking and sexual activity. We have determined that, if we are careful and use the proper instruments, we can give quite satisfactory spankings without Colette being able to hear from her bedroom.
Following our festivities, Angela and I were snuggling comfortably and preparing to doze off when I chanced to comment, “I’ll bet that Maribel and her boyfriend are celebrating in the same fashion that we just did.”
Angela sat bolt upright. “Oh my fucking god!” she replied. “Thanks a lot, Frank. Now every time we have sex, I’m going to think about Maribel being spanked! We can never have sex again.”
“My dearest,” I responded, trying to preserve my sex life, “Maribel is a Spanko. She’ll most likely be doing the spanking most of the time.”
“Well….”. Angela thought for a second. “Maybe when she gets married we can have sex again.”
So now, although I would never pressure Maribel on the subject of who or when to marry, I’m trying to convince Angela that her current beau is her husband-to-be. Perhaps if she thinks in those terms, I won’t have to put an indefinite hold my sex life.
And I certainly don’t want to hurt my shoulder again whilst spanking myself. But that is a story for another time, one that, hopefully, you’ll find fantastic.
Just found your blog, through spanking-like clicks!
Looks like it was a good place to settle.
I think I'll be back for further reading.
Cheers!
and,..bottoms UP!
:0 ,shout-out MONDAY,
Cain.
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